Also, dinosaur
You can never be overdressed or overeducated.
Oscar Wilde   (via xiolet)

jeffblimissylar:

i will always reblog this

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

Look, if posing naked were empowering, then the rich men who run the world would be lining up for it. We would be awash in naked dick shots of Warren Buffet and Bill Gates and Barack Obama; magazines would be filled with male politicians and financiers and moguls with their bits hanging out. Softly lit, perhaps; head coyly tilted, bunny tail on the ass. Power.
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hiddlestonfan:

a-bra-cada-bra:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.


this is a seal

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD?! I CAN’T STOP.

hiddlestonfan:

a-bra-cada-bra:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

this is a seal

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD?! I CAN’T STOP.

amuurica:

resajasmin:

disturbed-pudding:

So there’s a really tense moment in Supernatural.

Dean enters an orchard in which we previously saw people being brutally murdered by a creepy ass scarecrow.

Alone, he walks up to that same scarecrow. He looks it in the eyes, we know what it’s capable of and the sort of things it’s done. There’s tense music, Dean is in danger.

Then this happens

And that, ladies and gentlemen, pretty much sums up the entire show.

i cant believe this is a real show

farted:

omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg

farted:

omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

truegryffindor:
floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

ivorylungs:

floccinaucinihilipilificationa's marshmallow!john is so important to me

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO SEE THIS
I can’t even believe that you are talking you me because you are so cool and look at this look at this face are you looking at this because I am looking at this and I am just
so happy (´ ▽`).。o♡

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

ivorylungs:

floccinaucinihilipilificationa's marshmallow!john is so important to me

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO SEE THIS

I can’t even believe that you are talking you me because you are so cool and look at this look at this face are you looking at this because I am looking at this and I am just

so happy (´ ▽`).。o♡

shinysherlock:

Door-sized decals/posters: 221b, Platform 9 3/4, TARDIS.

shinysherlock:

Door-sized decals/posters: 221b, Platform 9 3/4, TARDIS.

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

the-real-seebs:

hussarviking:

NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.