|—||Oscar Wilde (via xiolet)|
i will always reblog this
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
This is a sea otter with hiccups.
this is a seal
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD?! I CAN’T STOP.
So there’s a really tense moment in Supernatural.
Dean enters an orchard in which we previously saw people being brutally murdered by a creepy ass scarecrow.
Alone, he walks up to that same scarecrow. He looks it in the eyes, we know what it’s capable of and the sort of things it’s done. There’s tense music, Dean is in danger.
Then this happens
And that, ladies and gentlemen, pretty much sums up the entire show.
i cant believe this is a real show
omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
floccinaucinihilipilificationa's marshmallow!john is so important to me
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO SEE THIS
I can’t even believe that you are talking you me because you are so cool and look at this look at this face are you looking at this because I am looking at this and I am just
so happy (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡
facebook does not appreciate me
it’s okay we appreciate you here
does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life